| Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:41 pm | |
| James Delgato awakes in a strange alleyway in the middle of a forest. There is about 10 to 20 feet of concrete surrounding him and a gutter.
Upon standing James notices a FLASK on the ground and a HUT just outside the alleyway.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:47 pm | |
| UGGGG, what is this... who am I. Xatchos Looks at his arm to see JXatchosD engraved in his right arm, being ignorant he ignores this. Getting up into his feet he looks arround. An Alley in the middle of the forest. What kind of a city forest is this? He sees a flask on the ground and attempts to grab el flask. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:54 pm | |
| As James attempts to grab the flask, he realized that it was bolted into the ground. Every attempt to pick up the flask results in a slipping of his fingers. The flask is not amused.
There is a FLASK on the ground and a HUT just outside the alleyway.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:57 pm | |
| Xatchos looks around to see if there is anything other then that hut, some sort of nearby landmarks maybe or tall structures? Barging into someones house sounds like an excellent idea for those that want to get decapitated, and he is smart enough not to do so. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:00 pm | |
| Around James is nothing but the hut, and a few hundred trees that have no significance whatsoever.
The hut calls to James in his mind. It says,
"James. Go inside me. I want you in my body. Now."
There is a HUT. Nothing else.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:02 pm | |
| As the darkness of the hut suck Jim into it like some kind of tractor beam, he struggles to not enter the house but yet he does. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:08 pm | |
| The door slams shut behind James. The confusion starts setting in. The aroma of pee instantly fills his nostrils.
Unfortunatley, he realizes he is submerged in the pee, as the shack is comprised of nothing but pee. The pee begins to flood his eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, but he instantly learns how to breathe under pee. He also learns how to look at things under pee. I don't get it
Inside the shack is a note inscribed on the inside of a FEDORA. There is also an OUTHOUSE and the lower half of a DEAD DOLPHIN.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:10 pm | |
| realizing that pee is a liquid Xatchos decides to swim out of the building before it kills him with its deliciousness. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:12 pm | |
| James tries to open the door behind him but then realized that the door shut behind him. Oh well.
Inside the shack is a note inscribed on the inside of a FEDORA. There is also an OUTHOUSE and the lower half of a DEAD DOLPHIN.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:16 pm | |
| Jim Realizes that due to the trickery of the dead dolphin he must have thought that he could swim out of the house made of pee, dam those dolphins and their illusions. Observing his surroundings, Jim attempts to pick up that hat thingy and analyze it. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:18 pm | |
| On the inside of the hat said the words,
"Property of Mark Thomas."
The fedora did nothing else, and then imploded.
Inside the shack is now an OUTHOUSE and the lower half of a DEAD DOLPHIN.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:22 pm | |
| hmmm Mark Thomas eh? Must be someone of important. Sounds like a saint or something Saint Mark Thomas. Jim takes note of this and puts this on his list of goals to locate that saint.
After contemplating Jim inspects the dolphin to see if theirs anything of value on it. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:26 pm | |
| Upon examining the dolphin, James is suprised to find a human finger wedged between it's crevices. The finger is alone, and other than guts and blood, the rest of the dolphin is bare.
Inside the shack resides the OUTHOUSE and now the HUMAN FINGER. | |
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:29 pm | |
| Jim takes the finger and the rest of the dolphin carcass , the meat meat may be good for eatings. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:32 pm | |
| The finger slides easily into his pocket, but the dolphin carcass was too big to put in his napsack of glory.
He decided to leave it alone afterall.
Inside the shack is still the OUTHOUSE. | |
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:34 pm | |
| Attempt to flush self down Outhouse, in order to escape the horrors of this hut of stupidity | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:35 pm | |
| James thinks of the plan in his mind rather well, but trying to flush himself the outhouse doesn't work.
He realizes that there was a door to the Outhouse and he walked into the door for a good eleven minutes before he gives up.
There is an OUTHOUSE.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:37 pm | |
| Jim attempts to tip over the outhouse in rage that the gods would not let him escape this nightmare | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:40 pm | |
| The outhouse lies backwards in an awkward position and then starts to float.
Apparantly, James forgot they were. In pee.
The OUTHOUSE still floats.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:42 pm | |
| Jim curses the Dolphin gods once more for their Deliciousness trickery, and attempts to open the outhouse. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:43 pm | |
| The outhouse door flies open and inside is a hole in which people are supposed to do their business in. Unfortunatley, the hole leads to nowhere. Or does it...?
There is a HOLE in the outhouse.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:47 pm | |
| Jim jumps into the portal.... i mean hole thingy. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:52 pm | |
| James jumps directly into the hole.
If he had looked into it he would have realized that Bottles from Banjo-Kazooie was hiding out in there for protection.
The sheer force of James' jump killed Bottles instantly, releasing blood into the pee.
A small device with a big red button on it was released from his clutches and floated out in the pee.
There is the DEVICE.
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Xatchos Delgato
Posts : 45 Join date : 2011-07-13 Age : 111 Location : The Lost Relm of the Pietrix
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:54 pm | |
| First Xatchos prays to the dolphin gods for forgiveness for killing a sage. After a moment of silent meditation, Xatchos analyzes the device. | |
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Kerashok Admin
Posts : 97 Join date : 2011-07-13 Location : Probably
| Subject: Re: Prologue : James Xatchos Delgato Thu Jul 14, 2011 3:55 pm | |
| Subconsiously, the dolphin gods do not forgive him.
Anyway, the device turns out to be nothing but a hunk of metal with a red jellybean taped on the top of it.
There is nothing else in the Hut.
There is a BUTTON.
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